Damn Kinja. Double post.

This is not untrue.

While I am 95% sure that Mr. Newell was speaking with tongue firmly planted in cheek, he seems to have a real hatred for views different than his own.

Burneko, Newell and Eifling should really watch the movie Reds or read Ten Days that Shook the World.

If the First Amendment really did disappear, who among us would be the first to visit these assclown Gawker Media writers in a federal prison?

Dear Chicago Bears,

I hit 45 this year. Fifties aren't old anymore. RIP

A friend of mine thought this was me.

I do feel that Chud's firing was a mistake, but I've got 10,500,000 reasons not to feel bad for the guy.

Margarita Carmen Cansino was Rita Hayworth's birth name. One of the most beautiful actresses of any era.

I'm only sorry that I didn't come up with it. +1

I'm only sorry that I didn't come up with it. +1

Unless Cowher or even Lovie Smith is on a plane to Hopkins Airport tonight, this is a bad move. Four head coach firings since 2008.

And Sunderland has American ownership. But they're Sunderland and we know they're at the bottom for a reason.

Have to agree. I haven't seen 4 or 5 for just that reason. I don't want to see a 55+ John McClane running around.

I'll say it was a great day for you. I see green grass and leaves on the trees.

Not to my knowledge. I believe Drew is away from Deadspin for the holiday.

So, A&E has reversed course on the Phil Robertson suspension.

It's always fun to see a Steelers' season go down in flames.

I notice this happening to me as I get older. It also gets later and later in the day. We're opening gifts at 3:00 in the afternoon now.