Um, have you ever been in the southern suburbs of Pittsburgh?

You know that Deadspin can’t let Buffalo have any nice things, right?

Didn’t they once offer their head-coaching job to Marvin Lewis?

Your Roomba take gave me an idea for a new Lions mascot.  

Ah, the Lions. I...wait, tomorrow’s the Bills?

Jim McMahon would like a word with you.  If he can remember one.  

After that occurs, there will be even more blood.  And hot takes.  

True. And because the NFL wants more offense, these blocks are going to continue to happen. The smart WRs like Landry know this.

So, in other words, The Athletic’s business model is as follows:

Yep. And the Buffalo coverage on The Athletic is excellent — far better than the News or any of the local TV stations.

I initially thought this was Craig James and I was going to go into a long and rather profane rant about his son and setting Tech back 5-10 years.

Counterpoint: Crepes are pancakes. And they are best when filled with blueberries and/or cream cheese.

To fully appreciate Aaron Rodgers, you kind of NEED to suffer through the Houston Texans deploying a turd rotisserie under center.

Well, I called it on Twitter earlier. Took less than an hour for the pic and the story to pop up here. The good news is, it just stopped raining.

Was that Gus Johnson on color commentary? If so, where WERE you on that shot, Gus?

Um...what's the phrase I want?

Can't go wrong with Herb.

Only US-based CFL to win the Grey Cup was Baltimore in 1995. They lost in a close Grey Cup game the year before as well. When the Ravens arrived, the Stallions moved to Montreal and became the new Alouettes, who have been very successful.

Mandatory.

I genuinely hope that gas siphoner Jimmy Haslam stumbles bass ackwards into the next Tom Landry just for the sake of Cleveland fans. They don't deserve this.