Will, you forgot Browns at Steelers. As if anyone besides me cares.

I need your Twitter handle.

I had summer sausage with crackers last night, so HA!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Because it was Sunday and most of them started drinking early.

It would have been funnier if the Jets had lost.

Richmond roots Colts —like pretty much all of Indiana.

Anything that gets rid of the Bobcats is fine with me.

Fraktastic makes a good point. I mean, how many times can a human being tolerate a Bill Belichick press conference before wanting to claw your eyes out?

I agree with you there, but I believe that the Deadspin personalities are jealous of ESPN. And probably NBC Sports Network, Fox Sports 1, CBS Sports Network, etc.

Foreigner with dumb flannel shirts on.

Deadspin 2013: The Year in ESPN Being Weird, Horny, And Dumb

Enjoy yourself, it's the most wonderful time of the year.

I swear Suzy looks better now than 10 years ago. She'll be 50 in May.

I have to go with this one. The great Tom Hamilton with the call:

I wish Rodman would take a one-way trip to North Korea.

I tried them. Don't bother.

One is deserved: Seton Hall made the 1989 title game and lost by one point when Rumeal Robinson of Michigan made two free throws with three seconds left in OT.

What about the Seton Hall banners?

I STAND BY MY ANGER.