Some of us don't have basements, Erg. Those would be the lower level-challenged among us, including myself (condominium dweller).

True, but when was the last time Kate Upton was in Buffalo?

Stadium Rule: the women who go to football games are disproportionately pretty. You probably wouldn't give her a second look at the mall.

Not bad. I laughed. +1

Make Mom Proud

Brandon Mebane is listed at 6'1", 311.

We fat guys salute you, Brandon Mebane!

God, no. At least Chris Farley was a Packers fan. Then again, he was from Madtown.

Weather's a problem through the Great Lakes this afternoon. The game at Soldier Field is in a delay, they are expecting bad weather for Browns-Bengals in the second half in Cincy, high winds in Buffalo, rain and wind in Pittsburgh.

Ow. It made me groan and laugh at the same time.

One of my favorite radio hosts.

UPDATE: Homer was released from the hospital yesterday.

See, they have these things that people who can't afford cars can ride. And they take you all over the place, even to the rich white suburbs in my area.

I believe I have world class gastrointestinal powers, and I use them for evil rather than good. Just ask my wife.

Count Kermit among the impressed.

Miller Park is three miles west of Downtown Milwaukee. It's not like it was stuck off I-43 near Bayshore Town Center.

The Grey Cup is in Regina this year. And the Argos are in the Eastern Final on Sunday.

It has to do with rowing. The Argonaut Rowing Club started the Rugby Argonauts in 1873 — the Argos are, by far, the oldest professional football club in North America (46 years older than my beloved Packers).

Let's see...the Maple Leafs (obviously), the Jays, the Raptors, Toronto FC...who am I forgetting?