Summer intern? Yeah, right.

Nice. The San Jose Earthquakes thank you for the attention. +1

Sadly, Gent died a couple of years ago, but I knew he lived in his hometown in Michigan. According to his Wikipedia entry, he was working on another novel when he passed away. RIP to the writer of one of the best sports novels out there, and he also shared writing credit on the screenplay. It's a good movie, but…

Longtime Tribe fan and I agree. We're almost to the break and only 2 1/2 back of the Tigers, who make no mistake, are better than the Indians.

Insert mandatory "beating the sausage" joke here.

Grandma? The sad thing is, he's younger than I am.

No big deal. The Pistons still want to sign him.

Rae Carruth was a thug.

The little head controls the big head.

Cricket: It looks like baseball, yet with none of the simplicity.

I'm from Rocky River. The joke when we were kids was that the cops had nothing better to do than bust the kids who used Hilliard Boulevard as a drag strip.

Wise move by the Cavaliers, who are quietly building something.

I just changed my name last week. Decided I was tired of being named after a fake prosthesis used to beat drug tests.

Good girls and nice girls generally don't strip for a living.

Welcome to Deadspin. Let me show you around.

I was really hoping that Zdeno Chara would be there to drop the Cup on top of Bieber, but then I remembered that the Bruins lost in the Finals.

Marvelous. +1

Ask Selena Gomez.

Yes. I remember seeing the freakout — Brett running out of the dugout yelling. My then fourteen year old brain thought, "Holy crap, he's gonna kill the umpire."

Arbor. It was late and Kinja wouldn't let me edit.