We need to set up a webcam at Drew's house. Right now.

Judging from your avatar, I assume you have been to Steubenville.

You are accusing ESPN of having journalistic integrity?

Nope. Not at all. Wynn went to Southwest Texas State, or someplace like that.

Notice most of the country gets Green Bay at Minnesota for their late Fox matchup.

Kohl's knows what it is and doesn't try to hide it. Much like its home state of Wisconsin.

I'm surprised they didn't get Carlton Fisk's World Series ring.

Is Deadspin deliberately attempting to ruin my happy childhood memories?

Really, Oregon donors?

I see Dickey's been taking snark lessons from Magary.

Many actors who hit it big and cross over to celebrity are like Ms. Paltrow. Remember that most of them never went to college. Martin Sheen, for example, barely made it out of high school, and some people treat him like he's the president because he played a president on a successful television show. But Seinfeld…

Drew, again, shut the hell up.

"A Christmas Story" was just selected for preservation in the National Film Registry.

Oh, thank God. ROLF IS BACK!!!

NBC should thank God that they came up with the cash for Sunday Night Football (and a couple of Super Bowls) because the rest of their network is Nothing But Crap.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Tebow looks like he's getting a little Rough-ridden in that pic.

That eagle has about a 7 foot wingspan. Holy crap, that's a huge bird.

Yep, I would say Rose, who's not the biggest ass who ever played baseball.

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