Good. Tygart got exactly what he wanted — one of only a few men to defeat Lance Armstrong.

1. Drew Magary is a bloviating turkey tit.

Bravo. But Drew's going to do it much better later today.

Walker and Ryan get a bad rap for being Republican. Plus, they keep getting elected, so are you going to blame the good people of the Badger State for that one?

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

My take (as a Packer fan living in Browns territory) on Drew's article:

I was going to call B.S. on Drew's supposed Milwaukee visit too, but you beat me to it. +1

Bubba Baker, who owns a barbecue place in the Cleveland suburb of Avon, has gone even farther. He invented and patented a tool that removes bones from ribs. He calls it his "D-boned baby back rib steak".

The sad thing is, I think the Texans are the best team in the AFC.

Bud Adams is also the only NFL owner that doesn't allow his team's broadcasts on SiriusXM.

Screw you, that hurts. But it's oh so true. +1

"The last rehab took, and it's working pretty well for me now."

You're going to hell for that one. +1

Coming in well after the fact, but you nailed it, Lionel.

Tonight's beer: Yuengling. Yea or nay?

Don't know about the first three, but the fourth one is hearsay and would never stand up in court.

My God. I share the same species with these people? #WTF

King of the Hill actually did an episode on eating contests about 10 years ago. Pamela Anderson was the voice of a groupie, and Kid Rock, who apparently is a big fan of MLE, guest starred on the show.

Found guilty on 45 of 48 counts.

Just turned it on in time to see the Habs make their pick (and it's Alex Galchenyuk, a forward).