Sir, that was EPA-ic. +1

Why wasn't I born Canadian?!?

Canadian bacon not included.

Yes, but the Herb Tarlek wardrobe more than makes up for Grapes' blowhard-ness.

This is why I really wish that the NHL had promoted the Barons from the AHL, like they were going to do about four times prior to 1970. I think hockey players would certainly prefer Cleveland more than basketball players do.

I'm 11 years older than you, Juancho. I go all the way back to Jim Chones, Austin Carr, Campy Russell, Bingo Smith.

And LeBron Jam...oh, wait.

I thought it wasn't that great. [twitter.com]

"CRAP!!!"

If the Rangers had been involved, your second word would be Potvin.

the cold, cold heart of the blogosphere was temporarily thawed.

Donald Sterling is probably still at the top of the list. Even though the Clippers are better than they once were.

Is it just me or is this trial going way too fast? The analysts are saying the jury will get the case by Thursday.

A few years back, I took both my dad and my father-in-law to an Indians game on Father's Day. They're both great guys, and I was happy to do it. Will be spending time with both of them today.

SEXY SEX SEX! Daddy gets all the sexy sex he wants! Also, he does none of the heavy lifting.

Erin's nice to look at. And that's about it. She has as much charisma as dishwater.

That is until Greg Jennings runs right by him.

This is better than most Bear fan math. Most Chicago fans have a hard time admitting that 4 Super Bowl trophies > 1 Super Bowl trophy.

Murray will be the first SNL alum with two Oscar nominations at this time next year. And maybe the only one with a statuette. We will see.

Lil Wayne is thankful. He thought Skylar Diggins was leaving Notre Dame.