How many of these women are hoping that they can drain the athlete for child support? Look at what happened to Shawn Kemp and Travis Henry among others. I know these guys weren't Mensa members, and only thinking with their dicks, but there are no innocent parties here.

I dunno, maybe it has something to do with being the only team in their division not to have won at least three Super Bowls has something to do with it.

The Browns had the extra picks and wanted Richardson. Badly. Simple as that.

Oh crap, Dallas is gonna get Claibourne.

The girl who played Hilly in "Weird Science" is the brunette in the Nelson video. I actually found her on Facebook. Judie Aronson is her name and she runs a Pilates studio in LA. She's also pushing 50 and still looks pretty good.

Signed, Giants fan and Eagles fan.

I will see your Lions fandom and raise you one frustrated Cleveland Browns supporter.

If he goes over to Jezebel, they will kill him. So he's somewhat limited.

Billy Crystal in 1990, hosting the Oscars.

I just saw Billy Crystal's Botoxed forehead split.

"Then you used it. Q.E.D."

I had no idea Fred Smith was a Brewers fan.

The only one of these movies I saw was Moneyball, and I was surprised that it got nominated for six Oscars. Brad Pitt and even Jonah Hill deserved nods, but it was a good, not great, film.

Make Jeffrey Loria watch this on a loop approximately 100 times.

"I threw up during the Sugar Bowl."

"Throwing up at halftime of the Super Bowl? Amateur."

Not only that, but without Tim's run in the playoffs last season, I'm pretty sure there's no White House visit for him to bitch about.

"Timmy's on his way out"

Nobody Does Meltdowns Quite Like Montreal

Good Lord, man, how long did you work on that?!? +1