My "Embarrassing Song I Like Which Fires Me Up" since Summer 1985.

"Amateur."

Of course, that joke should be followed with one about how excited Pullman is to be getting electricity next week. And I'm a Wazzu fan.

"I have to say that whatever the Deadspin Commentariat says, goes double for me."

"Me, with Brett Favre and Metta World Peace? I will now light myself on fire."

Huh. And I always thought the SEC did just that.

It's gonna be real funny in 15 years when Harrison's sitting at home drooling and can't remember his first name.

What, you took him and not Kyra Sedgwick?!?

if somebody doesn't appreciate one of the delicious or useful Bacon-related products, this is probably not someone you need in your life.

Would somebody inform Lamar Odom how much money he's saving by playing in Texas?

This sounds like the world's worst Letter to Penthouse.

Phil E., meet Bango. Can you do this?

Why does Peter Frampton live in Ohio?

Sorry for your loss.

Black Friday DUAN:

I nominate Washington. Wasn't DC the murder capital for a while?

How come we can't drop Nickelback out of a helicopter?

Have to try it. I've never been to Melt and I live 20 minutes away.

Blitzing is good only in certain situations. If you blitz on every play, you're gonna get burned.