Huh, I guess Bumblebee doesn’t look so stupid now!

God knows what is actually is, he just bought it from a kid in the parking lot hollering “Lake Effect. We got that lake effect, yo!”

I have the best shot ever from New Zealand. I learned the dangers of filming rally cars the hard way, and as Alex Kelsey in his MC2 came by at about 100 mph sideways, I was filiming slow-mo from my iphone, standing on a 3 foot burm. a softball-sized rock shot up off his rear tire and hit me directly in the left nut at…

Not that it was an awesome car, but the Ford Probe.

I always preferred the look of the Firebird over the Camaro for that generation. That catfish mouth just messes with the whole look

But was it owned by John Voight?

This was a car so audacious it dared to call itself the Master of the Road but in quick order it became the ride of choice for the Early Bird Special crowd, and the ride of you-have-no-choice for broke college kids who inherited them once the powers that be decided to finally take grandpa’s keys away the third time he…

She better hope her aim is good. Otherwise she might end up with a giant gash.

I'd like to complain about the complaint. How come the blog posting of a scanned image of a .pdf of an email doesn't have a clickable link?

Haha, this was another good one, if only from his reaction...

Honorable mention:

He pulled over 'cuz he didn't want to get any McLaren on his truck.

The fact that you can actually hear them get on the throttle, makes me not feel bad for them at all. Driving like an idiot = no sympathy.

Never race a Trans-Am if the driver has a mustache.

Against a 90s Trans-Am? I only pick fights I can win!

You're winning in the wife game dude

250. It's a challenge, all I want to do is drive this thing, non-stop.

Welp, she's a keeper

My wife said she'd rather own this than a house, so...

Uh-huh.