Plot twist: The rear tires aren't spinning. That's clutch smoke.

You shouldn't forget that the incident happened at CAUTION speed.

That dude sure acted like a baby when he didn't catch the ball. Calm down, man.

Meanwhile, when reached for comment, a drunken All Sport stumbled out of its trailer and vomited in some dead bushes shortly before passing out in the neighbors' lawn.

No photoshop. She stopped the shoot, donated a kidney and part of her liver, came back and wrapped it up a few days later.

FLATIZZA IS AN ANAGRAM OF ILLUMINATI #STAYWOKE

Would have been even better if someone was riding the mower!

I would be so pissed if I paid an exorbitant amount of extra money for the luxury of first class and the two people next to me were having sex under a blanket. Even if one of them was John Legend and I got to go to Thailand afterwards.

Obviously, I call all the colonies, 'the colonies'. Its their name.

There supposed to be a video or just a child's drawing?

HOLY SHIT IT KICKED THE HELL OUT OF THAT BALL

*Citation needed

that citation one is painful

Gross ratings are only slightly more meaningless than net ratings. Horsepower ratings today still do not factor in driveline losses in the transmissions and differentials.

any of the big '73-'76 Cadillacs. Not just because they had 500 c.i. (8.2 liter) V8s, but also because even with all of those cubes the giant lumps of pig iron only wheezed out goddamn 190 horsepower by the end of their run.

I can smell the interior.

your mom

I WOULD LIKE MORE ANIMALS SET TO MUSIC