That would require Buxton to first get on base, a seemingly impossible feat.

Hello, my name is “on fleek” and I would like to have a word with you, kind sir

If by “returns” you mean “functioning medications that don’t kill people and effectively treat illnesses” then yes, we do.

Two words: Chicken Spiedie. The only reason I go back to my hometown anymore is to get some chicken spiedie sandwiches/subs/piled into a hot-dog bun. It’s like a tastier version of crack.

If there is a God then Jalen and Jacoby will be gone. I have no idea why someone who has a poor grasp of the English language got a radio show. Jalen is a great NBA analyst in small doses and his insider experience is sometimes really entertaining, but listening for more than 15 minutes you realize that he rarely says…

I just heard Grover Norquist pop a boner in the alley behind a Shenanigans.

Yeah, used to be you could hit a mother with her child’s stroller and she’d apologize to you for getting in her way!

Sean Spicer and a 55 gallon drum of orbit gum

I’m still glad they chose to...terminate...her. Because she was allegedly pro-choice. So they terminated her.

...BuzzFond? I think I remember reading about them on The Huffington Poot.

Should have flown United then

Her title is somewhere between “Bottom Bitch” and “Secretary of Energy”

KOTOR itself still holds up. I bought it on my iPad and even with the clunkiness of using a touch screen it’s still immensely fun and my go-to when I’m without wifi.

Is it wrong of me to want him to show up on the Mavs pre-game injury report too?

This won’t be a true step forward for equality until I see a vertical cell phone video of Ms. Smith choke-slamming someone through a table while drinking Genny Cream Ale.

So...like sex?