Don’t blame the cows. Blame all the wannabe influencers and their stupid “butter boards”.

I don’t know how they got their data, but this list is bunk.

Women should put the seat down.  They’re the ones who want it down.

Latinx.

Geez. But don't blame the stores. Blame the other people walking around next to you. Shoplifting and basket theft raises prices.

Really excited for immunizations this fall, updated COVID boosters and four strain coverage flu vaccines, my arms are ready, bring it on employee health!!!

I don’t dunk my plants; I shower them.  Put them in the tub, set the showerhead to light, and water/shower them.  Leave them there to drain before they return to their respective homes.

I feel like “How late are you open” is sometimes a legitimate question. Sure, sometimes it means “I’m coming, please accommodate me” but sometimes you just want to know if you can make it to a place before it closes and “you can’t” is a valid answer.

No.  

Can we please stop posting header pictures of DeSantis and just post pictures of someone’s butthole instead? It would be less traumatizing than seeing that face, yet would still recreate essentially the same visual experience.

I step from the kitchen into the dining room/living room and ask Alexa to set a timer. I have toyed with getting an Echo Dot just for the kitchen, but it’s an old apartment and outlets are at a premium. The nice thing about the Echo Dot with the digital clock is that, when it’s in timer mode, the clock face switches…

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

you (and or tiktok) should definitely change the title. this does not change anything into a pressure washer. you’re not modifying the pressure of the hose (which is what pressure washer’s do....increase pressure from the supply). all you’ve done is make an impromptu soap dispenser. and possibly a plant killer…

Am I the only one that thinks the standard wedding should’ve died a long time ago? Just go to city hall, get your marriage certificate, and invite your friends to celebrate with you afterwards. Forget the hall, forget the guest list, forget the family drama, forget all those headaches and leave the anxiety behind.…

As of this week, the speed (or lack there of) with which she announces correct or incorrect responses is still slow enough to disrupt gameplay. 

Does anyone think there was an actual seal? Like I think we all knew it was just a figure of speech. Lotta words just to say yeah, once you start drinking and pee, you are gonna keep peeing. 

There was a second season? Huh. We couldn’t make it through the first, got about halfway and said no thanks. Interesting concept, and Cristin is great, but...kinda weird overall.

I believe that this is, by far, the dumbest article that I have ever seen on Lifehacker.

According to me, room temperature fruit tastes better anyway. Cold can reduce the intensity of certain flavors and, though the topic remains poorly understood in scientific circles, room-temp fruit reads as juicier, sweeter, and more fragrant.

If I were to do that, my lawn would be so overgrown that I would need professional services to get it back under control, which would likely be even more destructive to the biome that would grow in the lawn for a singular month. This is not good advice for most people without moderate to heavy duty riding mowers at…