These videos are more obnoxious than the slideshows they tried to force on us. Just give this old man a text article. I won’t watch videos or a slideshow I can’t scroll through.

Until we start using the term “empath” like Deanna Troi in Star Trek (a person who is literally supernaturally psychic but only with emotions), I’m gonna stick with the “empaths aren’t real”. Like, being sad when someone around you is sad isn’t special, that’s normal. Not having any emotional connections to others is…

My dad had a DAD joke - when the server said, “Hi! I’m Ann. I’ll be your server.” My dad would often say, “Hi! I’m Jim. I’ll be the eater.” He had a lot of those types of jokes and I didn’t think I’d miss them...but I do.

I have never once thought “man, I wish this chocolate was crispier”

I just say, “Don’t be dumb.” We all know what that means and so do they.

The sheer thought of how this would feel just makes me cringe.

It’s patina to me.  No need to clean it off. 

“(You also won’t find nearly as many gas stations providing complimentary windshield squeegees.)“

One survey found that 94% of men and 85% of women have ever done it; another found the...

But WD-40 also makes it? See https://www.amazon.com/WD-40-Specialist-White-Lithium-Grease/dp/B00631GUJ0/ref=sr_1_22?crid=316N263NN94D7&keywords=White+Lithium+Grease&qid=1643829212&sprefix=white+lithium+grease%2Caps%2C275&sr=8-22

This is an absolutely stupid fucking article. “Go the the vet” is your advice? That’s it? Do you think all dog owners are god damned idiots?

FFS, what kind of article quota must they have you on if THIS kind of garbage is what you have to submit for publication?

Soooo….what’s your plan? Have White House interns hand deliver tests to people? Get the Army Corps employees to start manufacturing tests in-house? Arrest and force vaccinate the people who refuse to get the shot or forcibly remove them to remote locations?

https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036

Eh, we told all of you to stop doing slideshows but you’re not listening either.

We are getting an unnecessary break, if we’re not interested in watching a crappy kids cartoon.

Meh, you shouldn’t eat and drive either. Also, from my personal experience, those bars are almost impossible to eat without dropping chocolate pieces all over yourself anyway.

And just what, exactly, is wrong with having a “boob” light? We have them in all four bedrooms in our house, which we’ve lived in for over 12 years, and not one person visiting has ever said a word. And believe me, there were plenty of people who would have said something. Just because you’ve judged them as…

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

With your propane accessories. 

as a gay man, i’m ok with this, only because we’re launching it into fuckin’ space. nobody up there is gonna care who this guy was, or what he did, and down here we’ll just be excited there’s a new telescope and we can forget who he was, too.