Injured myself trying to split iris clumps - holy hell, they are difficult to cut. I started with a serrated knife and it was not enough. After I pulled muscles in my shoulder and chest, which got much worse in the following days, I finished the irises with a hand saw, not wanting to just give up on it. But - never…

$8.99 a pint? I’ll take the diarrhea that comes with $3.99 milk-based ice cream.

Fingers crossed she doesn’t come back at all.

Yeah, just another person who has always used biscuits. OK, fine - a few times I’ve had fun with those gooey, crappy packaged shortcake rounds but a real shortcake for me is biscuits. I like to add a little more butter to it before topping, too. Just a little. Warm it a few seconds in the micro to get it melted, then…

HP bricked a printer of mine many years ago. This was just after they decided no one could use generic ink. However, I was NOT using generic ink, I was using HP ink. They sent a firmware update with no notice. I turned on the printer and got an error message. Nothing fixed it. I dug into the mystery and found out what…

Looking forward to it. I can pretend the sore arm bothers me and go buy some ice cream treats to feel better. Sure, I can just get ice cream anytime but it’s more fun this way.

Gross. New towels of each sort - every freaking day. OK, hand towels I’ll give two days if they remain mostly dry-ish. No, seriously, reuse a bath towel? Not this guy. Kitchen towels - sometimes I need two a day. I have a lot of them. Full load of laundry with just kitchen towels when I’m out - so, yeah, a lot. Not…

Not a chance in hell that the stores won’t be jam packed with candy for Halloween. And Christmas. And Valentine’s Day and Easter and Mother’s Day and... you get it. Also not a chance people won’t pay a bit extra if it comes to that. Zero chance of disappointed children getting stickers. Moving on...

Just stopped in to look at the vile, hateful, vicious, cruel comments left by so-called “liberals”. Might I say a couple words? “Fuck you.” There. I feel a little better.

Tell you what - can’t really find a desire or a need for any fast food sauces except Arby’s sauce, but, sure, lots of people have their favorites and it’s nice to have them available. Will say this: I’m on my second bottle of Arby’s sauce and it makes for a really great roast beef sandwich at home. Far better than…

Seriously? You mean the old mouse pad that is teeming with bacteria and sweat stains? That one? Trivet? Really? Oh, man - let’s hear from people who tried this and destroyed their pots and pans and surfaces. Furniture glides? You mean like the ones you can buy for a couple bucks that are actually made of material that…

Aldean wanted MONEY. He got it. It worked. It was ABSOLUTELY a pander to MAGA racists. No one looked into that courthouse? Bullshit. Then, putting BLM protest/riot footage in the vid. Oh, please. And, yes - it’s real footage, no one doubted that. So what? ALL rioters are criminals, these are no different. Oh, no! Yes,…

Wow, did you ever pick the wrong case to make an example of.

If you can’t figure out what the bright red oil can means, you probably shouldn’t be driving in the first place. They’re called IDIOT lights for a reason. Has anyone out there seen a dash light and been completely stumped as to what it is? No, you have not. 

Spontaneity, but bring this shitload of stuff with you. LOL. Yeah, OK.

I’m sure you’ll figure it out. But you can also watch Clone Wars very quickly - episodes are under 30 minutes and really fly by.

Some will disagree - oh, yeah. I’m one of the “some”. And, hopefully, so are the police who will pull you over for distracted driving - at least I hope so, though I know almost all of you gluttonous, impatient slobs will get away with it. Just to let you know, I find you repulsive and disgusting when I see you…

You mow it. You ignore it. You’re done. 99.9% of Americans do not have concerns about this tiny bit of grass.

“Since menu anxiety is not an official mental health diagnosis...”

Another dude pointing out that the 100 buck TV is invitation only. You’re misleading people into thinking they can just get it.