They really stick poor Elizabeth with the lamest articles, don’t they? She deserves better. This is just... so... sad. Pre-registration to get a single annual flower that must be collected on Mother’s Day? Within a 3 hour window, no less. Holy shit.

It was awful and you know it was awful. Got through 30 minutes and couldn’t take it a second more. 

“A conservative state” - yeah, I’m getting way fed up with hearing the word “conservative” applied to authoritarians who are, in case no one noticed, not even remotely conservative. We know what they are - we should start branding them as such. Every time we use “conservative” to refer to these batshit purveyors of…

>> an organization advancing a new philosophy of happiness <<

$250 to $500 PER WEEK? Holy shit, how many kids did these people create? And, damn, if you’re pumping out the babies at such a rate, maybe you’d best be sure you have the income to feed the offspring. I guess if you’re spending that much on food, you don’t really give a damn about tossing some lettuce. But... eggs?…

My chicken wire covered flower pots will look lovely this year...

I’d be more comfortable having diarrhea on a city bus than watching this shit.

So, uh... the supplies needed to do this cost way, way, way more than a 6 pack of tomato plants, which are still $3 here. Even at double that, this nonsense will cost you. Should you find this fun, by all means - hobby it up. But let’s not pretend you’ll be saving big bucks.

I suppose this is all good advice geared toward the “cereal storage is the top of my fridge” type of people.

Religion, inflicting cruelty, injustice, control, deceit and hatred in the name of “god” since men thought up this tremendous scam.

Is this an example of the new, improved Lifehacker content coming soon? Because... wow. Eat your candy. Give your candy away. Freeze and save your candy. So edgy and unexpected. As for compost your candy - the number of people who will do that is zero. Not even joking. Zero.

A lightly dampened sponge works great as well but yes, rubber gloves will do as good a job. However, with either method, you will get fur stuck on the sponge or gloves and will need to rinse it off from time to time. A small bucket of water nearby allows for a quick dip to rinse.

People who own plastic lawn chairs do not clean plastic lawn chairs.

Who the fuck is this guy? Never mind...

It’s just a fun article, I know, but... InstaCart people do not represent the majority of normal people. And by normal, I mean those of us who sure as shit ain’t paying for food delivery and/or have no interest in shopping for groceries online. So, perhaps some midwest redemption is possible if we had data on regular…

Gloating, no. Being glad about it - sure. Going through nightmare possibilities about Trump once again taking the country by storm... silly. This particular case is but one of several. Could debate the merits and mistakes of NY going first but it’s pointless. The others will happen soon enough and they are not small…

Precisely accurate: he’s just making nice-nice with the base. No extradition will be necessary and he’s knows that very well. 

Weed fabric doesn’t even work. And once you’ve put down newspaper and shredded cardboard, you’ll have a major mess, guaranteed, and it won’t be easy to clean up once you regret this decision. Shreds of paper everywhere. Wet, dried, blowing in the summer thunderstorms. Your neighbors will despise you. But it’s better…

Welp, I’ll tell you right now where this is going: massively moderated replies section to eliminate criticisms and disagreements with poor Lifehacker advice or just plain ridiculous articles. Look, I understand zapping pure trolls and hateful diatribes but you know damn well that once you give editors unlimited power…

Work hookups are eternal, no matter what your job. Some of us abstain and just get our fun elsewhere but, hey, do whatever you two consenting adults want to do. Until, of course, one files a suit against the other...