Surprising? Maybe to dimwits. I’m also unclear why Lifehacker wants to make things more complicated and tedious than necessary. Want to get rid of cooked on stovetop mess? Oven cleaner, followed by a steel wool pad, done in no time. Sticky mess on the floor? Well, first of all, why did you leave it there to dry like…

Forget sliding chairs if you caulk the bottom legs. A really stupid idea, frankly. Just think about how often you slide out a kitchen table chair. Know how you sit down and then slide in closer to the table? Not happening anymore. But, behold! They sell 8 million products to put on chair legs that both protect the…

Pretty certain Lifehacker recently advised never giving food gift packs, though I imagine it’s OK when it’s affiliated sponsors. But, hey, for SURE you’re love will be excited and impressed to receive a tinned fish gift pack, or possibly tinned fish of the month club is out there. That will get you some sack time,…

Curious why the insipid comment that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul aren’t getting any younger and you “can’t blame them” for “milking” the characters. Given that the list is pretty much celebs doing the same thing, characters or themselves. Gracious of you to give these guys a pass. Or just stupid rambling? Yeah, I’m…

So... it’s assumed that people using this sponge aren’t using it like a sponge because every example here is how you’d normally use a scrubber sponge in the first place. I guess people are just buying them and putting them out in the bookcase for decoration. And “put it in the dishwasher” isn’t a use at all. Wash your…

AAA

“Empaths” = delusional individuals who need to feel special about themselves and assign attributes giving them abilities they want to believe others do not share.

Love dogs, love my dog most. While there are, in fact, certain things listed here that dogs shouldn’t consume, let’s be realistic - find me a dog who hasn’t eaten pizza or a big-ass hunk of burger with toppings. Tiny amounts of most foods are OK for dogs as a rare treat. A bit of garlic powder on something is not…

Careful, everyone. Do. Not. Offend. This is where we are now. Everything is off limits. You. Will. Be. Branded. And. Canceled. You disgusting homophobe. You vile transphobe. Jokes are over. Even considering jokes is over.

Yeah, I didn’t get it, either. Dude must have been stoned when he wrote it and published it and/or Lifehacker just don’t give two shits anymore.

You just forced the candy corn industry to plow forward with red, white and blue for Independence Day. You know that, right? There will be no summer respite.

Terrific. Now I can move forward with the pointillist master I spoke to recently about a close up of my asshole. Just my asshole. By a master! OK, fine. Maybe a little taint, too. 

People were supposed to learn something new from this? After all, it says “ACTUALLY”, which should indicate that there’s bright, shiny, fascinating, untold facts to be discovered. But, alas, no. Just a repetition of what every sentient being behind a wheel has figured out already. If you didn’t know any of this, I’m…

Also, it’s TURMERIC - pronounced exactly as it’s spelled. It’s not TOOMERIC. Ugh. Stop it.

Interesting, haven’t heard a thing about this on local news. The “Thruway” system is a major cash grab for NY - outrageous tolls and extra high prices for all service area services, food and gas, etc. (I hate the “Thruway” and insist on calling it a highway.) Take an exit, get food locally - cheaper, more variety,…

Congratulations to Lifehacker for overcomplicating well, everything.

Happily, everyone here is smart enough to know this is almost all bad advice.

Will watch it tonight, busy weekend but... really? Was this necessary? And understand I’m a gay man, OK? Another pander? A weepy romance episode just jammed into all that good, repulsive fungal creep? I can personally do without that. It’s getting tiresome, feels very forced and honestly, the gay community doesn’t…

>>cryogenically frozen balls of fat made from canola oil and refined coconut oil, while Impossible’s burger patties include a genetically modified yeast called soy leghemoglobin (or “heme,” as Impossible calls it) to lend them a meaty flavor<<

Well, if there’s one thing that’s for certain, every day Lifehacker will inform you that you’re doing something wrong, you mega fuck up.