Stop telling people what to do. Unless, of course, I agree with it. The dryer sheets gotta go and brothers and sisters, if you aren’t taking care of your feet so your partner can massage them without throwing up, I’d like a word with you. If you have no other half to rub your feet, then at least do it so the general…

I haven’t heard a single doctor, scientist or expert agree with this. Fauci kind of bullshitted his way out of it, last I saw.

I’m absolutely certain everyone hates Mr. Tumnus. I’ve always thought that’s just a given. All fawns are horrible, of course, but Tumnus is the worst. You can’t argue with facts.

>>Maybe this goes without saying, but if you want to offload a book specifically because it’s racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynist, fatphobic, or just plain nasty, maybe don’t put it back out into the word.<<

Oh, thank the newborn baby Jesus, my confetti needs solved for New Year! Now I can litter indoors or out and piss people off while telling them I’m just providing an opportunity to test out the new vacuum they got for Christmas. Someone in another post said to buy a crosscut shredder, only $40! That’s some pricey…

It’s incredible that we think we need articles and advice about how to speak with other people. Even more incredible, that we’re ready to whip out verbal swords and tell people that “this topic is off limits, you ignorant fuckwad!”

I pity straight men. Thank god in the gay male community, it’s considered an insult if you don’t get groped within 5 minutes of entering the bar. 

There’s precisely ONE 24 hour drugstore left here. Thanks, covid, 24 hour shopping is over forever now. Retailers know we will spend just as much before 10 pm, 11 pm or midnight and they can save a bundle on employee wages and electricity by closing up. Betting except for a few major cities, it’s the same everywhere.…

I laugh when I see this ventilation crap posted by experts online - and non-experts who are repeating experts. “Here’s the steps we need to take to combat covid,” they say, then we hear all the same shit: don’t get close to other humans, live in a mask, get your shots, wash your hands and then, casually, retrofit…

Sticking with joints, but thanks.

Yeah, but it’s cold out and I don’t wanna.

Just to include the gays (men), not mentioned here: on gay “dating” apps, you have about ten minutes to meet the dude before he moves onto someone else.

Yeah, Christmas lyrics do it to me every time. Just kidding - that’s inane.

Really, still and oh, please with this crap. It’s getting insane, the policing of words, common phrases. Every day the left has yet another outrage that finds its way straight to Fox News. Thanks for giving them more fodder to rile their already brainwashed and often dangerous cult viewers! Yet again, I remind you:…

Leather penis rings with snaps = classy, practical, stylish. Gold penis rings = gaudy. Get it together, dude.

Is this 1999? If you have a strand of lights that goes out from one bad bulb, that’s something we call garbage - throw it out. I haven’t seen these produced in decades. If you are blowing light fuses from connecting too many strands - also garbage. LED lights typically let you connect 20, 30K lights. OK, that’s not…

Dead branches, sure, remove anytime. Popular arborvitae will not produce new growth where cut - if you take it off, it’s gone. 

Screw you haters. It was a fantastic show with an excellent cast. Whatever they do with a reboot, you’ll be watching it. You know you will.

Phew! We gay dudes are only guilty of two of those - having no personality (about 25%) and one word answers (also about 25%, with high overlap from the first group of dullards). You straight people have to go through a lot for a roll in the hay or an invitation to lunch, I guess. Ugh. Gay men - dick pic, stats and…

Nope. They must all die.