I’ve sold thousands of dollars worth of stuff on Craigslist over the year, met some nice people. Dude offers an extra 20 bucks if I’ll deliver a tablet to him. Sure, it wasn’t far. He meets me at the window of my vehicle - fine, didn’t want to go in the house or stand on the porch. Total was a hundred - he hands me a…

Wait. Lost dog what now? That was a stretch. And just stupid.

Ah, New4Jax - I used to live there. This has no bearing on anything, I just get a kick out of it. But I’ve certainly known rotisserie chickens are pumped with sodium since... forever. Because I’ve eaten them and drank a few gallons of liquid later on. A now and then treat, they aren’t going to hurt you. I’m not a salt…

Well, that’s a rather short list. There’s plenty more crap at Dollar Tree, at least, that’s worth it, as people will be posting, no doubt. Don’t think anyone gives a damn what I buy there personally but I’ll point out that the cotton swabs are junk and for 2 bucks at Walmart, you’ll get an extra hundred (paper stick),…

Here we go, with everyone pondering the moral implications of nabbing a shot based on the outlined recommendations. Just get it. Back in February, when there wasn’t enough to go around, getting appointments was a challenge and we needed to look out for those who were most in need, being patient and putting others…

You just repeat the word, pronounced correctly. Either use it in a sentence in a casual way that flows with the conversation and let them pick up on it or just go ahead and say the word itself without an admonishment or an “actually.” Oh, no! Rude! Fuck that. Helpful. It’s helpful. I want to know if I’m saying…

No disagreement on anything here with regard to that asshole douchebag. Just be advised that India Walton’s “plans” to rehabilitate black neighborhoods in Buffalo are nothing but pipe dreams, never to be realized, impossible to fund. You can ignore her arrest for threatening a colleague, ignore her unpaid parking…

Lifehacker contributors should really, really, really take heed of the lengthy introduction admonishment. Especially Jezebel. Yeesh. On and on and on before getting to one salient point. (Insert more “reallys” as you see fit.)

A free curb sofa? Oh, let’s not do that. Nope.

My question would be: why didn’t you make this clear from the start? That’s what us gay dudes do. It’s called “NSA” - no strings attached, and we make it abundantly clear immediately. So, if you are actually looking for a relationship, but not THIS particular one - yeah, you’re an asshole for stringing them along no…

This is delusional, nearly as much as the whackjobs themselves. You can’t do a damn thing. They are done. No amount of love, patience or facts will change a thing. Have you no idea how far gone these fuckers are? Get out the relationship. Fast. Seriously, there is NO winning scenario here. None. And, playing with…

Yeah, sure. Collecting pumpkin seeds to roast and eat is something people do maybe twice in their life when they’re feeling all warm and cozy and in an autumnal mood. Then they realize they can just buy some pumpkin seeds and save 17 hours of mess, goo cleanup and ultimately, lousy tasting seeds. I don’t think it’s…

The leaves from one average tree would create about 6, 439 compost piles. Enjoy turning that, wetting it, keeping it going for a couple years. Come on, we hear this compost crap every year. Who has time for that? Use as mulch? Sure, if you want to provide a home for insects, fungal diseases and bacteria to devastate…

Yeah, Lego is looking to make more money. Don’t get excited. See, marketing to both genders = smart.

Looking forward to the Furry community being represented in a superhero universe sometime soon. Everyone forgets about the furries. We haven’t even given them a letter in our ever-expanding string. Obviously, it will be F. LGBTQIAF. So, furries aside, if Superman Jr. is bi, he’s going to need to prove it by sleeping…

Wow. This is scary, to imagine people are this lonely. Or just plain nuts. Or, fuck, I don’t know what could lead to such delusional thinking. And now we’ve given it a name, apparently. I guess it’s the gentle way of saying “freakshow”. Turn off the podcast. Go outside. Stay in, watch a movie. Talk to your friends and…

Who the fuck is she?

No Debbie Does Dallas? No Deep Throat? I don’t care what the “golden age” is and don’t feel like googling if these meet the criteria but, damn, they are must see pornos! And I’m a gay dude! I’m also calling out the exclusion of classic gay porn here and pointing my discrimination finger at you, Claire! Just kidding. I…

I can’t consider myself “sober” because I don’t drink - it was just a choice. I don’t care for it. 20 years this month. Not being in recovery, I can smoke weed, and I do! Most drinkers I have “dated” are fine with both not drinking and smoking some grass instead. I tell everyone up front and let them know I’m fine…

Just saying - gay people would flock to Joan Rivers’ shows to be brutally lambasted while in the audience, jokes that were bitingly cruel and fucking hilarious. Watch a performance from this icon and note the gay dudes nearly literally rolling on the floor laughing.