Weed and sex, each amplify the other. No need for tropical fruits unless, well, you know. Get that THC going, get that oxytocin and endorphins flowing, you’ll be good for hours after. If I do 3 or 4 hours of stoned sex, I’m wrecked for 6 hours after. And, yes, I do 3 or 4 hours.

Well, there’s no need to put dead head in quotes - that’s what it’s called. I suppose one word or two is up to you. Do note that many perennials will rebloom when dead headed - it’s not just to produce more flowers next year. Phlox are a good example. Decorative, flowering clover. Obviously roses - especially knockout…

All for fall gardens and fall planting, but for most of the country, starting from seed now is unlikely to get results. A few things might work. Cleome can get a few plants up, and maybe even some flowers. For most people, buying discounted perennials right now is a great idea. There’s weeks left for them to take root…

I enjoy finding out what new pop-psych labels will sprout into internet consciousness each day. Today, welcome to the man box! LOL. Yeah, so “being an asshole” has been rebranded to a kinder, gentler term. Which only serves to excite a few online kiddies who are thrilled to have a new phrase to toss out over kombucha…

When writing about VEGETABLE gardens, it might be a good idea to use a picture of vegetable gardens instead of flowers.

The people behind me get an application twice a year and I get a postcard in the mail from the company that does it. All I can do is keep the dog away from the fence for a few days. But, yeah, if you are doing it yourself, let people know.

My gardens are loaded with rocks, but only certain areas might qualify as a rock garden. The bed in front of the house grows rapidly and most of the rocks are hidden by the flowers come July. However, there are strategically placed rocks I use to step on when I have to reach the back of the garden, and during late…

Nuts. Why does anyone need to do anything or be told how to process a freaking sex dream? What are people turning into these days? Precisely how weak minded and, yes, utterly simple do you have to be to need hand-holding after a sex dream? It’s a dream. 99% of men dream of fucking absolutely everyone they know. We…

It’s weird to read the throwaway line that TH has “some locations in the northeast” - we are literally (yes, literally) inundated with TH here in Buffalo and New York State. You can’t drive a mile and a half without another one beckoning. It’s a joke in this area. There’s probably more TH donuts than people. They sure…

Wiping leaves during every watering is ridiculous. In summer months, house plants in sunny location will need a drink once or twice a week. Not only do humans not need that type of stress, the plants don’t want to be touched, either. Excessive handling of leaves will absolutely damage a plant, some very quickly. I’m…

Gay dude here. Don’t care. The word doesn’t bother me, never has. Don’t find it offensive. Tons of gay dudes use it themselves - don’t let them pretend they don’t. And plenty LOVE IT when being talked dirty to. But, hey, I get it: these days, gotta be careful of the speech police. The word isn’t going anywhere. Bigots…

I took the 2 bucks they recently sent for requesting a radio listening report. They didn’t offer more. They wanted me to keep a diary for several weeks, noting my radio listening habits. Had to pass - busy. But thanks for the 2 bucks. I got some Hot Pockets with it.

Dear person who is out there somewhere and still doesn’t know this: I sure hope you found this information.

Buy a new one at the dollar store. They’re a dollar. Because they’re sold at the dollar store. Also sold for a dollar at the dollar store: actual tarps.

Lawns: cut ‘em, forget ‘em. Who cares? Neighbors? Eff ‘em, forget ‘em.

LeVar Burton is a great guy and a cool human being but an atrocious Jeopardy! host. “Time!” - ugh, no, dude. Just no. “YEEEESSS!” Relax, man. It was an easy $200 question. And from a buddy of mine: “rethink the earring.”

Give it three or four months. More and more of them will get vaxxed. Reports are coming in of people getting vaxxed in secret. And there’s a huge disconnect in Latino communities, as well as African Americans - so, hey, yeah, blame Trumpers for most of the this, but POC are reluctant and lag far behind in vax rates.…

First, Niagara Falls - if you’ve never seen it in person, then OK, worth it if you need to be in the area. Just can’t imagine that anyone would pick it as a vacation destination over better options, which are all of them. The Falls itself is cool. The City of Niagara Falls is vile, unless you enjoy touring crack house…

Geez. Just tell people the truth instead, and avoid conversations about the sports you aren’t interested in. Forcing yourself to watch something you don’t enjoy for the sake of appeasing others is ridiculous. There are some out there who don’t care about the Olympics at all - I don’t get it, but fine, they can watch…

Yeah, that’s every possible bill. But, you know, just stating that would eliminate the need for another annoying slideshow. Can’t have that! It’s true, though: autopay is a bad idea, especially for substantial bills. An Amazon Prime membership, yeah, well, fine, whatever. Sure, you have recourse if they screw it up or…