Yang will never amount to anything more. He’s peaked. His presidential run (to which I LOL’d often) was the height of Maximum Yangness and NYC will never, ever elect him mayor. His “base” consisted of 11 dolts who needed a thousand bucks at the time he ran. Even they got over it and have moved on, now buying scratch…

That’s one hell of a ridiculously long “review” - no way anyone out there read the entire thing. Talk about over-analyzing something very simple: the damn writers didn’t give a shit anymore.

Once a week? That’s nuts.

Any adult who freaks out about an injection seriously needs to get some therapy. I say that with love. That nonsense that “you can’t help it, you poor darling, you’re powerless to your phobia but here’s what you can do to get through this very traumatic ONE SECOND of your life” is crapola.

How about this instead: Dear Desperate Dude, you sound like a nice enough guy, I guess, but I don’t want to pander and blow sunshine up your ass. How about you, oh, you know, wait a few more months until the pandemic is at least closer to being over? Don’t you think removing the pandemic from the equation would make…

“Listen, kid. This is how it’s going to work. Every day, you will get up on time, you will have your things ready to go the night before and we will leave as scheduled and that’s the end of it. I’m the parent and I don’t have time for this crap in the morning, get me?”

Negan is why the show lost fans. Specifically, not killing him in a brutal, horrific fashion as he so deserved. Then, holy shit, they keep redeeming him. Rick’s decision to kumbaya was ridiculous and unbelievable. And when a show about freaking zombies can’t suspend disbelief regarding character development - ugh. The…

Disjointed and disappointing. I typically don’t get into overanalyzing shows - it’s just TV, and we’ve become used to being let down at the end of a series, should we get an actual ending at all. But it’s worth getting pissed when they have a chance to really wrap up something that has been with us for such a long…

Make a copy of your vaccine card. Do anything you want with it. Enlarge it to poster size and hang on your wall. Have it printed on a t-shirt. Make dozens and give them to friends as gifts. Hand them out at bars to potential hookups; include your phone number on the back. Laminate a hundred of them. Don’t laminate…

Grandma had the mold - hell, everyone had the mold. We got a lamb cake every year. It’s been around forever. Only problem was the coconut: too much of it. Was like chewing a Brillo pad. As hard as you might try to keep the coconut to a minimum, your lambie won’t look right until you have enough coconut to choke…

Well, I think the odds of anyone successfully managing to touch a songbird hanging out in their yard are pretty slim.

Gotta be blunt here - as more and more people get vaccinated or await their appointment, the internet has revealed just how many people are giant, whining, crybabies. But first, a disclaimer: vaccinating an entire planet is a brand new thing - the earth is always at max population and hopefully we’re moving very fast.…

Finally, something I can’t find fault with. Except the term “vaccine angel” because, well... ick.

Fuck off, Starz. I wasted my time for 3 seasons and got no payoff? Fuck you.

The second-to-last paragraph seems to have a few too many over-cautious words tossed in there. Maybe the information I’ve read elsewhere is not entirely correct, but it’s been repeated by many sources over the last several months: the vaccines are ALL 100% effective at preventing death and almost 100% effective…

Well, “ugh” and “LOL” and “straight people - gawd love ‘em”. Because this is not an issue for 98% of gay men - married guys, dating, hook ups, whatever - porn for us is pretty much accent lighting. I’m not sure about the lesbians but I do believe most of them are pretty much easy going about it.

Lifehacker has gone down the rabbit hole of internet headline utter bullshit. It’s been building for a few years. Now, it’s just pretty much every article. You know, people appreciate honesty. How about a headline like: “Cicada Arrival Tips”? Simple. Genuine. NOT misleading. What the HELL is wrong with doing it like…

You’re a better person that I am. If some sullen, miserable teenage kid wants to pretend they hate a holiday or sulk around - I’d let them.

For goodness sake - if you want to laminate it, do it. The replies here are nearly as predictable and ridiculous as one would expect on Twitter - yeah, baby: that bad.

Got a kick out of the internet moralizers from 2 years ago - “just remember...” blah, blah, blah.