The likelihood of me ever watching lacrosse for any reason other than "player taken down by a series of uppercuts" has not changed. But that was pretty rad.

I watched every second of all of those games. Life is weird as a Suns fan. #AccidentalMasochist

I feel like this is the golf equivalent to Kobe airballing a free throw. Or like...several free throws...for several consecutive games.

If the pass works, I still think a few people would've been like, "...the hell was that?" But certainly infinitely fewer people. Which, I think, is your point.

Poor man's Marshawn Lynch ragging on actual Marshawn Lynch.

I guess I didn't think of it as being insulting. Or that he'd actually even see it. But, touche.

Phil...may or may not be dumb. His team is pretty damn terrible. But one thing is absolutely, unequivocally true about his extremely successful Bulls teams in the 90s — they'd never happen today.

God, can you imagine the things Garnett would've said if he'd have had twitter in his heyday.

Ah. Seems like a weird hobby. To each his own, I suppose.

Fair.

Neither of them got voted in. They both got picked to play by the coaches.

Also, apparently burner accounts are the way to go in this bitch? Should I just start over or what?

Pardon my overly sensitive balls. I guess I'd just hoped my first (and completely not serious or indicting) post would've gone a little smoother. Guess I'm not the hardened douchebag most of these people...pretend to be on the internet. <—-Not speaking about you.

And you're 100% correct.

I don't...get this one. But I'm intrigued and bored. Elaborate?

And for the record, deleting the post was an illustration of how little I care about validation via deadspin comment thread. I made an account I was posting to try to make someone who found the situation as humorous as I did laugh. Apparently this is not the place for such gestures.

That was a bizarre change of pace, but thanks, I think. Though, you know, with the whole internet thing, sarcasm doesn't translate particularly well.

I like Russ. I don't like a team in tenth getting two all stars. That was the central thesis of the tweet. I was mostly referring to his shooting percentage. I realize he does other things, pretty much everything else, pretty well.

I was attempting to delete the entire thread. If you'd like to help me with that, I'd be glad to do so.

Jesus H Christ, here, I'll show you how much I just posted this because I thought people clicking on the article would find it funny and relevant by deleting the whole thread. Then after that, hit yourself in the dick for me. kthanks.