I was fairly appalled when Gawker posted the video yesterday.

i know who was behind those and they could never be such a...i don't even have an adjective

Don't be too sure. I dated an art school student in college. She was completely drug free... and absolutely wrote like that with frequency. Didn't speak that way so much, but absolutely wrote it.

That honestly sounds so nuts that it might be spy code.

I really need to get her dealer's number.

Canyon of misinterpreted judgment before me. My polkadots, never one to back down from a challenge, have softened to a muted hue. Fearful to illuminate in an over-saturated habitat.

Or Hannah Horvath's writing.

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.

I hate 'What if the kid is autistic? What if they're developmentally delayed?'...

Soon you'll be wrapped in so many layers of cynicism and bourbon, you won't even be able to feel the rejection anymore.

Getting a bit concern-trolly there

Cat dancing.

I don't get why people are saying monogamy is a social construct. Like, isn't pretty much all social behavior a social construct? Like being in an open relationship, using a toliet, good posture, slouching, eating doritos, etc. are all social constructs?

Sometimes I like to randomly flop down with my tongue hanging out the side of my mouth and imagine what my chalk outline would look like if I died suddenly while folding the laundry or something.

Occasionally I follow that with slowly curling my fingers up like corpses do during rigor mortis then I quickly check out…

It leverages the fact that people are into themselves to get them to text a donation. That campaign raised 1.6 million dollars in less than a month.

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/life-style/…

The washing on my line is normally clean ;)

Well exactly. There was something that floated around on my Twitter feed a few weeks ago. Some idiot missionary went to Nairobi and was stunned—yes stunned— to find lovely supermarkets, nicely dressed people that spoke English, and nice homes. She literally said she expected to find starving kids, dirt floors, dirty…

"Punjammies"

Yes. Just a little less photoshop.*