I get approached at gas stations too, you know.

"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"

I actually happened to be in Florence two years ago during one of these matches, and it was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. We tried to scalp tickets, but the prices were outrageous, so we watched it at one of the many pubs broadcasting the match. It seemed to me that scoring points was a secondary…

I don't get it. Did somebody flip a bat?

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

HGH

Depends.

I'm sure Stephen A. Smith can tell her how to avoid being assaulted in the future.

NOPE. As in unbelievable some scumbag would shit on a victim of an assault because she got arrested for having beer and pot one time in college.

And it has already begun:

"the worst comment in the history of this site." Not saying you're wrong, but considering the site... that's a pretty big stick.

Acid wash jean shorts are alive in Japan.

"These can't all be finable offenses, though. I mean hell, you have to begin somewhere, right?"

What kind of blocks? We're not exactly sure.

How prescient that the Phillies scout was also right about the Wild Thing.

Jamie Moyer was what, 64 years old at this point?

/NCAA reclassifies athletes as unpaid interns

2015 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2015 Browns: [continue to suck]
2016 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2016 Browns: [continue to suck]
2017 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2017 Browns: [continue to suck]
2018 Browns: [draft players only from Northwestern]
2018 Browns: [continue…

HIRE A JOURNALISM GRADUATE STRAIGHT OUT OF SCHOOL!??

I don't think you all just start applauding and saying, "Oh my God, the savior is here and our paper is safe"