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Man that's Van Damme-level of bad dancing.

He really needs a mustache to reach his full dad potential.

Otherwise, watch all the anchors' varying mispronunciation of what is, again, a world capital.

Teammate: Peyton, is that "Rocky Top?"

By grownups you mean Gawker commenters? lol +1

These god awful dance moves along with his yelling at the kids last week just made him the most Dad person of all time.

While not the smoothest moves of all time, it's certainly an upgrade from his jazz-hands, interpretive dance days...

It may be a coincidence but this was going on on the other side of the street.

This just in: Metta World Peace is still a giant piece of shit.

Also underrated...the pain of watching a horrible one:

Most unamerican thread, ever.

I never liked it. Even as a kid I thought it was a bit dumb that the turtles would use pizza as a weapon. Why would they waste their favorite food? That would be like a Garfield toy that had a lasagna for a litter box. The thing should have thrown manhole covers.

What on earth is wrong with you? Did your entire family die today? Or are you just a massive asshole?

Apparently they can get Jalopnik on Xbox Live now.

From the local articles I was reading this morning, he "drove into the oncoming lanes" to get to the turn lane. Basically, instead of getting stuck behind the huge line of cars waiting at the red light, he pulled out and drove for a short distance on what is technically the lane going to the other way with no cars

Just another sad case of driving while Blackmon.

If you enjoy First Take I dont expect you to see the point on anything.