Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

I need my weekly Chinese food fix, but I’m not going to make my guy risk swerving into a tree to get it. If I do decide to order, I’ll do it tonight after seeing what it’s like outside.

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

It’s kind of a dick move, so if you do make sure to tip the poor bastard who shows up very well.

These guys are at work & could probably use the money, so as long as you make it worth their while, why not? 50% tip seems about right. Minimum $10, not matter what.

It all depends on where you are. If you’re somewhere that can handle the snow sure, it’s fine. Just tip more than average. When I delivered pizzas as a kid I would make a fucking killing during snowstorms.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

The three on the left are all Just For Men models. The guy on the right knows a guy’s dad who my friend’s cousin knows, and can definitely get me a deal.

March Violets by Philip Kerr. It was...okay.

Oh, I’m sorry. You haven’t taken an official stand on the issue of daily fantasy itself, but rather against the two largest marketers of the product. While I know that is a worthwhile distinction, and that those two entities are big smelly turds of rape, paper cuts and stubbed toes, I don’t really give a shit. LEAVE…

No article about the activities of Ken Paxton would be complete without a mention that he was indicted for securities fraud nine months after being elected Attorney General.

“Scuzzy” based on what? The “insider trading” that a third party law firm agreed never happened?

I’m glad Deadspin has taken a negative stand against daily fantasy, because none of your readers find it fun at all to play daily fantasy sports.

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

Shaq gettin’ beeg.

I think it’s pretty clear what’s going on here — Shaq just ate Emmitt Smith.

More like 5/3rd’s I think

Shaq is close to looking like Yappet Kotto did just before he exploded in “Live and Let Die”

Jesus, I bet the Olive Garden goes to Threat Level Midnight when they see him rolling in.

What is the appeal of Shaq as an announcer? He mumbles everything, never says anything substantive, and is a black hole of charisma