I once knew a guy, we’ll call him Mouth, who endlessly talked shit, no matter the situation. Whatever he did, he was a virtual superman. And he just would not ever let up.

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

I never read that guy anymore but holy shit that piece is horrific. Is there anything worse than an aging sportswriter? How bad will Simmons be in 15 years?

Dear Mitch Albom,

So he blatantly lies in his columns and shames a girl who’s been through a highly traumatic experience, but it’s cool b/c he defended a basketball team and wrote a book you enjoyed.

Wow, that is bad on so many levels. Basically, Mitch sez: “So maybe Bill Cosby raped lots of women, but it was a long time ago, and other actors committed crimes too, but I want my Cosby Show reruns!” Yikes.

Seriously, though, do NOT meet people in Florida. If you must go to Florida, keep your head down and avoid eye contact with the locals.

"He makes a good point, Nicole and Ronald were only in it for the money"

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

I’d feel a lot better if Mitch Albom wasn’t a “best-selling author.” But goddam, people willing read his treacle shitpies so...

Sounds like Albom is pushing for a sequel to Five People You Meet in Heaven, albeit with a drastic change in venue.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

95% of the time the comment ‘That being said’ is a follow-up to a real dumb thing that was said.

If anyone should know about making up stories to profit off them, it’s Mitch Albom.

“I always knew that guy would turn out to be a dick. I just never figured he'd be a real raging boner of a dick."—Morrie's ghost

Maybe I’m old fashioned but if I was sexually assaulted, I’d at the very least like to get paid for it

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

My friend also came in last place in her fantasy league.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Man, Bill Simmons can’t catch a break.