If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

A guy I know on Facebook was all up in arms about this situation, saying it happened because our President is weak, and if we have a strong President, the Iranians never would have tried anything. Standard hot take stuff, whatever. I thought the real gem was someone he knows:

How would Fox News respond to this? ‘Hoo-rah these Murican patriot heroes saved our citizens from the evil Islamists yet again. Build a statue to these patriots!’”

As a former grunt, I would love to kick down the door at two in the morning of those anchor’s house and see exactly how they handle being at gun point when they are at a clear disadvantage.

Those of us fortunate enough have been trained on these situations know these sailors did what they needed to do. Never, ever, ever believe anything you see in a confession video.

My wife had Fox News on last night when she went to bed. The woman and her two guests repeatedly talked about how embarrassing it was and how these soldiers were forced to do things they didn’t want to do and that it was basically an act of war.

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

People from Alabama get so happy when someone or something reaches 18..Wonder why that is...

Have they heard of whiskey in Alabama? Drinking a horse tank worth of Bud Light has got to be the least efficient way to get drunk.

I really really really really really miss the days when Donald Trump’s every stupid utterance wasn’t automatically deemed newsworthy by the mass media.

So I have a “friend,” (I use that term loosely,) who was at this rally.

Dear Family In That Last Video,

This from a guy who said he couldn’t serve his country because he had a bone spur in his foot.

Ummm... I’m more concerned about the end of the clip. “Bomb the oil”?!? WTF?!?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

You are correct, sir! Your team will break your heart, but your dog never will.

Homeboy needs to take that Christmas tree down.

Wow, Vikings fans are pretty even tempered. I was fully expecting a beer bottle flying in from off screen and crashing through the middle of the TV.

If you have a good doggy, does anything else really matter?