Whiffed on the pun I see....

I hate these surprise set ups at athletic events. Really puts the unsuspecting person in a Gotcher! moment.

am i the only one with the weirdest boner after watching this ?

I think we found a new love interest for Frank Reynolds.

the spurs have the benefit of being a massive, ominous cube of industrial grade stainless steel, through which no light or emotion can permeate, and whose surface is simply buffed to a sheen by the exhausted screams of their weary foes. also they use their draft picks so wisely!

And if he loses in the Finals, that drops him to 2-5, and no matter how you slice it, that's not a great look.

It’s fascinatingg how the Warriors are totally mind fucking the rest of the league. Cleveland, OKC, the Clippers are actually having good seasons and they are healthy for the stretch run. Any other year and it would be all systems go. Yet from appearances you’d think they are imploding. Gloom and doom.

Man, he knows this year ain’t gonna pan out. He knows that. Plus, he’s on the wrong side of 30, and who knows when the mileage on his legs is gonna catch up to him. He’s worried that it’s all over but the Kobe-ing.

Sorry, wasn’t it LeBron that forced a huge contract for Tristan Thompson for his energy and toughness? He should leave GMing to the GMs and worry about his on-the-court play and how he can make his teammates better.

I was about to posit that this was all an elaborate, passive aggressive strategy to piss Carmelo off so he agrees to waive his no-trade clause in the offseason and the Knicks can swap him for assets, wisely embracing a build-around-Porzingis strategy.

Oscar Robertson would have played the kid a bit tougher.

“Ha! I’ve seen worse!”

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

Am I a bad person for immediately thinking conspiracy theory? I mean, lots of people have to have thought that for at least a second, right?

I like where you’re going here... let me put on my thinking cap.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

That’s super messed up. Like big time.

Side note: what are the odds it was a decoy body?

Do we have to pick just one?

That hostess, Amanda Miller is the same Amanda Miller that was the Boardroom Receptionist for 70 episodes between 2010-2015.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?