Boyz N2 the Hood

A) They are a public institution - not relevant, public institutions are beholden to the law and aggrieved employees fired by a public institution can seek redress in court.

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

Pisani always wanted to be a gossip reporter, and now that he finally had his chance, he was determined to run with it...

someone shops at pier 54

Sometimes the simplest, easiest, most obvious replies are the best replies.

Sleeper pick

Look, the dog did this to HR--HR!!!!!--and you’re complaining? I’m not a proponent of animals in workspaces or stores or whatever, at all, but that particular animal is a fucking hero. He or she should be having statues chiseled in its form and poems composed in its honor, not anonymously slammed on some stupid…

Yeah, but...dogs don’t need their asses wiped. Some people do it, but unless the dog has absurdly long hair and/or a poor diet, there’s usually nothing to wipe.

Read the incidence differences in allergies and respiratory disorders and cardiovascular disease between dog owners and not. Science FTW as well, just with more meaningful end points!

You’re probably a really fun person to have a drink with.

I bet this sounds great coming out of a car-mounted loudspeaker.

Jesus, I’ve never seen Mark Davis’ profile. It looks like he cut off his own nose to spite his haircut.

Mark Davis’s haircut is the most distracting thing on the internet

It’s like a tiny microshock to the brain

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

The last thing the NBA wants to do is potentially offend the celebrity worshipping casual fan.

Next guy - man, when all the guys thought they were Pistol Pete.

“A huge Vandy boner”

I feel like so many radio host’s just go into every call with that hostile attitude and act like every caller is an asshole for calling. It really pisses me off.

“What’s The Point?” captures the point of the whole Mike Francesa experience.