Does she talk like that to the waitstaff at the Country Club, when the G&Ts are running low during the Junior League Garden Committee meeting? Yes, I believe she does.

Rich white woman talking shit. We need a thinkpiece. 10,000 words should do it.

So when will the brats be ready?

A real chinky mistake. Not kuch a ching ming wong chong in that debacle. They all look the same if you will.

Dare I ask what he called the black guys?

I AM LEARNING SO MUCH

Jay Buhner sure does looks like he’s being gentle.

Female wants nothing to do with situation, Bryant calmly proceeds.

However, we non Lakers fan are truly in heaven right now. Jim, keep doing what you’re doing.

The treadmill was actually a big part of their training regimens.

Good Lord. Gentlemen, get one of these and use it.

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

Gyros for everyone!

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

As someone who breeds goats I can tell you right now that a goat’s penis extends A LOT more than 3-4 centimeters.

Semi-related: During a conversation over a few drinks with my sister and brother-in-law, I recently found out that my sister would divorce him if he fucked a dead deer. I was flabbergasted.

Of course, yes. Having the perfect spouse? That’s worth screwing a goat and then some.

It can't be that baaaaaaad.