Well, personally, I feel like this album sounds very unfinished—but I mean that in a good way.

Thank you for:

we gotta remember she’s aging. She may have had minimal work done, but peoples face change as they age. as my grandma would say, she ain’t no spring chicken anymore!

Ya think? I honestly had to stare for a minute - her face doesn’t look like her face to me but damn if I can’t place who she does look like...

Somehow, this makes you the resident Yankee fan:

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

I could not give two fucks less what the person sitting next to me paid for a ticket to a sporting event, much less a Baseball game.

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.

Reading ESPN comments is tragedy at its finest.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

Regardless of your feelings for Bill or his writing, he was able to put together one of the best teams and sites out there for sporting/social/cultural commentary, so I’d venture to say a fair amount of people are excited about this.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

And Barnwell. Reading ESPN comments after a Barnwell article is tragedy at its finest.

There are a few that stick with me. Best/worst was when I was a freshman in college, when the fistbump was first getting popular. I was greeting one of my roommate’s upperclassman friends; I went for the handshake and he went for the fist bump. I ended up awkwardly enclosing his fist in my hand. At least neither of us…

It also functions as a consolation.

I think we’ve all been there, Run into a friend you hadn’t seen in a while. Both of you frantically throwing out greeting gestures, none which matching. And ultimately devolves in to a big ’ol hug! Warm fuzzies right there =)

I love everything about this so much, I could watch it 100 more times and never stop feeling happy about it.