C’monnn, it would’ve been a totally self-serving, egocentric gesture. Perfection.

The whole thing can be summed up as, “Look cool, but don’t look cool.”

“NO ACTING”

Loosen up, no stiffness.

Loved! This! Thank you for sharing, Anonymous. Hope you spent your $100 on a decent massage. He shoulda given you the new album at least!

Yeah I’m going to go ahead and object. Pretty sure they didn’t feed folks in the camps Subway, or pay them $100.

Probably.

uh this was Josh MORGAN, not Josh GORDON.

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This much is sure: it looks a lot worse in slow motion than it does at regular speed.

That’s what she said.

Counterpoint:

What cracked me up about that was I honestly don’t think he was thinking “damn, now we have the same number of rings.” I don’t think he was thinking anything at all. That was just Default Eli; lights are on but nobody is home.

Also, can you come up with any other guess at what he was thinking besides “there goes my only case for the Hall of Fame”?

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

i cant get over how young he looks. the way his mouth is hanging open it looks like he is wearing braces

This was the best moment of the game, hands down. DEAD-EYED ELI STARE.

You bet. The two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or Kinja and intelligence.

Give me the phoniest redemption tale and I’ll usually buy it.