Nothing about Carolina’s offense made sense all season. It was literally inconceivable how they were scoring so many points with so few weapons...it was all Newton on sheer will alone.

But it’s not the same — Cam had his “Brady” moment when they were down 16-10 and the Panthers had the ball. It was basically the same situation: a QB who has been battered & knocked around all day, but has one last shot to win (or tie, in Brady’s case).

Brady led his team, slowly, down the field for a score, throwing…

NFC South. But yeah the AFC South sucks too.

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i know. if i was a famous NFL player i’d not give one fuck. i’d be worse, funnier, more emotional, more big-headed than the worst of them. all we do is criticize anyway. the worst are the tweets from other NFL players directed at Cam saying he should grow up. fuck ‘em.

why is the budweiser plug so aggravating? i thought it was funny. would you have been happier if he said he was going to order a pint of craft beer with a cute little and so sweetly refreshing orange slice and then nurse that thing for about an hour or two instead of knocking back at least a case of bud like a normal…

That and buying money clips for the groomsmen as their gift.

Oh, relax. He “blew it” in the same way Tom Brady “blew it” against this team two weeks ago — he lost a game to a tremendous defense that forced him into too many mistakes. Some were crucial, some were just part of standard gameplay, but Cam’s persona neither makes him more or less culpable than any other quarterback…

No shit. There’s a reason the AFC championship was a more competitive game than this one. New England at least tried to counteract Denver’s defense. Carolina just tried to beat them straight up and played right into their hands.

All game, all I kept thinking was, “why doesn’t Carolina have one or two short-pattern or crossing-route guys?”

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Well this is absolutely despicable, and you should be ashamed of yourself. No way you had the express written consent of the National Football League to post that Tweet/Vine.

So he kisses Papa John and gives a shout out to Budweiser, I am surprised he did not get carried to the stage by a fleet of Nationwide agents.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

How long before we see Cam in one of those "it's not how many times you get knocked down"-type commercials? A week?

Obviously PTSD. He saw number #94 diving after the ball and checked out.

Would you believe that they faced Roethlisberger, Brady and Newton in three consecutive games and only gave up 1 passing game TD?!?!

Maybe now Cam Newton will learn to win graciously instead of being the insufferable cunt that he is.

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