That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Man, Bill Simmons can’t catch a break.

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Man, talk about being down in the dumps.

Explains timing of Josh Smith trade!*

Josh Smith, a guy with multiple locker room altercations already this year, gets traded for nothing. A few days later we learned that Blake broke his hand in an “undisclosed team-related incident.” I bet the two are related.

I’m happily surprised that neither combatant resorted to gunplay. Then I’m sad that such a small display of basic sense surprises me.

Calm down there, Satan.

Don’t disagree at all, but I’ve thought that all year—especially this weekend (minus the “neutral field”). I’m not sure that Ron Rivera can gameplan any better than Belichek. Maybe that won’t matter since Cam is such a superior athlete, but, besides Cam’s ability to run, I’m not sure that the Panthers are that much…

Peyton Manning has also vowed to play in the Super Bowl with his broken arm.

I hate to be “that guy,” but the Panthers last played in the Super Bowl in 2004, over a year before Davis was drafted.

Not to be a dick but Thomas Davis was not on the Panthers during their last Super Bowl.. Which was in 03-04 season.. Not 2005. You’ll get ‘em next time though

Wait...

Im so glad to see someone referenced this. Such a great trailer.

Small diesel double cab 4x4 and an adventure bike, Transit police in Ecuador know how to jalop.

What..........can I..........do...........for you.........today?

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

In ‘88 and 2000 the NFC won and a Republican won. But feel free to root against the Broncos.

I’m going to be rooting for Denver in the Super Bowl because it’s the ultimate test of my theory that it doesn’t matter how bad your quarterback is; defense wins championships. Peyton is more Trent Dilfer/Brad Johnson/Jim McMahon/Russell Wilson at this point, so we know if Denver wins, it was the defense.

There’s never not a good time to shit on Donald Trump, or to mock people who support Trump. Shitting on Donald Trump should be incorporated into marriage proposals, homilies, and the Super Bowl halftime show. A man who, with his dying breath, can shit on Trump or tell family members he loves them, should choose the…