but what would it look like if they switched teams AND genders?

In the second half, they showed some footage of him during warm-ups. He was doing step-back jumpers from the inner edge of the halfcourt logo. So, I’m guessing that’s about 35 feet back? Which, as it turns out, is useful practice:

It’s not an apples to apples comparison. Lebron gets by on sheer brute force strength. The guy is built like a linebacker.

Jesus Christ. He’s like the AI from NBA Jam who always sank the buzzer beater if it was trailing at the end of the quarter. It borders on how unfair his range is, but in the best way possible.

As he pushes more pins into a voodoo doll of Johnny Flynn...

Um, and Jordan? Please tell me Jordan is included in this because no modern day NBA player, including Curry, is matching Jordan in his prime. It may happen someday but not yet.

Steph is in that rarefied air that people like Tiger, Bonds, and Barry Sanders were in during their primes: when they’re on TV, you stop flipping and watch, no matter who you normally cheer for.

As a big Stephen Curry fan I must say that this was the 248th most impressive thing I’ve ever seen him do.

If Lebron were on the Warriors they would somehow win 95 games in the regular season.

Two shots, each forty-five-foot-plus, made in one night in a full arena. Who gives a shit if the first didn’t count. The man is a maniac.

I take back everything bad I ever said about teens.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

I love Replyallcalypse when they happen at work. It seriously wastes a good 25% of the day, and you get a great laugh. My favorites are the 30 people who reply “STOP REPLYING, IT WILL NEVER END IF WE KEEP REPLYING!!!”

I watched one of these unfold at Chevron. Every employee and contractor. That’s over 70,000 people.

“This is an IT fix. Stop replying.”

I love when people get angry about the Reply All—it’s always the oldest, dumbest people who obviously were so excited about an email and then so angry to realize it wasn’t really to them.

“I told him to take ownership of it — but not all of it,” Roethlisberger said...

Can we please give credit to Bradley Roby? Look at the effort to reach (while being quasi-held) with his long arm ACROSS the body of Toussaint. What an unbelievable ball-hawk play. Roby is a stud.

Death by a thousand cuts.

It also only took one mistake to get them there. Jeremy Hill's fumble was about a gajillion times worse.