“When it comes to standing tall Don Zimmer’s got nothing on me.”

Still has a higher Madden agility rating than Peyton Manning.

An old school joke. Very nice.

Sounds like Neil needs to change his bong water.

It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Oh come-on, 3/4's of Alabama’s population can’t count that high without taking off both socks.

People from Alabama get so happy when someone or something reaches 18..Wonder why that is...

Have they heard of whiskey in Alabama? Drinking a horse tank worth of Bud Light has got to be the least efficient way to get drunk.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

As a Browns fan I need to ask....what are these “playoffs” you speak of?

Comparing these to Browns videos is totally unfair. Browns fans would be dancing with joy to lose a playoff game.

Sorry.

The dog comforting him is just awesome.

That dog coming over to check him out is the best. “Bob? You OK, Bob?”

If you have a good doggy, does anything else really matter?

You guys found something more depressing than Drew Magary’s twitter feed.

What’s incredible is that all the Bengals had to do to win was to kneel three times and kick a field goal! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

I’m just happy you’re alive man. If that was my team, I for sure would not be making it to any post game articles/threads.

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.