I am perfectly willing to believe that every word in your comment is true.

Gardai from Crumlin are investigating.

The CFP’s Hancock told The New York Times this week, “We don’t make decisions based on television numbers. I don’t have a TV number that influences my measurable for success.”

Huh, and here I am thinking that diluting the brand with that many bowl games and a shitty sham playoff system would get more viewers!

Real talk, if they can’t move the games off of NYE, can they at least not have an 8pm game? 1pm and 4pm, and people can still go out at 7 and enjoy their evening.

Bill Hancock: Somebody told me the Adele album was a factor.

Ratings were off about 36 percent from last year, overwhelmingly because they were held on New Year’s Eve, because college football is run by morons.

You wouldn’t be such a Doubting Barry if you ordered @Dominos and stayed #HomeOnNYE as instructed.

Next year, I figure they’ll blame the low ratings on free will and the fact that it’s illegal to threaten people at gun point.

The World Wide Leader will survive. Just lay off a few hundred minimum wage assistants.

A lot of conclusions will be drawn from this story, but the only logical one is that Notre Dame is going undefeated next year.

You have provided a nuanced and interesting insight into this complex issue in a forum that is generally reserved for poop stories.

So I’m a psychologist and I treat a bunch of people with this issue. A couple things to keep in mind:

But will insurance pay for it?

.....so you're saying you saw my video?

(Honestly, nothing against the University of Alabama and the fine alumni from there. It was just too easy of a joke to not take a swing.)

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

Bullshit. It’s parked in a parking deck, not a front lawn.

Odds that this person actually attended the University of Alabama?

If this guy can get in with this hat, I think Griffey should be able to wear a backwards hat.