She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

So brave. So moving.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the pop ecosystem is both:

They ask, “Who was that old lady screaming into the microphone? Was that Bjork?”

I was at MSG, one of those in the pit against the stage (I’m in the movie! For half a second! When the beat drops on D ‘Y C.) It was a near religious experience that I’m happy to have been a part of. Its a bit tough to lose the “last show ever” cred but frankly even as we left that night the buzz was already wondering…

See also: Brett Favre, Michael Jordan

I will never understand how, as a fan, you could be upset about a band that you like returning to make more music and tour. Just because you were part of the experience for their “last show” ever? How selfish and egotistical is that. Honestly, this might be one of the most hipsterish things I’ve ever heard. You saw a…

I’m certainly not pissed at some band I don’t really care about reuniting. I just think it’s funny that they made a really big deal about breaking up just a couple years ago. It’s just interesting that so many bands/performers make a big deal about splitting/stopping the whole music thing when it’s pretty much the…

You could’ve set your Apple Watch to this shit, or at the very least your Twitter Outrage Advent Calendar.

Gandalf was way worse when Tolkein brought him back. Shinier. Whiter. Shampooed hair. No dusty grey traveler’s robes. No kinked up hat and gnarled staff. No apparent love for popping off some fireworks with hill folk on a summer’s eve. Gandalf came back because the great bean counter in the sky (The Man) brought him…

The best part of that documentary was without a doubt Reggie Watts’ guest appearance. Dude is a monster:

I was at the MSG show and I was positive then that they’d reunite at some point. The very fact that its considered cliche will provide Murphy with tons of self-aware (and possibly self-loathing) material. This reunion is the quintessential LCD thing to do and I’m totally ok with that.

Please elaborate on what makes you “bummed” about this.

“I was there, when LCD Soundsystem played their final show.

You weren’t there

No. Griffey did so much with far less power. I don’t give a fuck about steroid use but if you’re going to use them then you have to open yourself up to the, but what if so and so did?

Griffey > Bonds.

I’m shutting it down. I’ll never peak higher than this.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

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