...this is Deadspin. You and everyone else who is butthurt about this for some reason should really be getting your sports news somewhere else. I would call you a pussy, but if you were, you could handle a little dick for a moment.

Literally defending Lebron’s dick on the internet

really? I don’t know. Its not small but its not huge either. Then again he could be a monster grower. Its not bad! I just think people are expecting louisville slugger and they got a regular dick.

He has much more money than me. He has skills that generate awe and amazement from people across the world.

Settle down Lebron.

To those talking about how ashy it looks: it's called Gold Bond - like having 1,000 small little elves tickling your balls.

What's that gonna do to the hair plugs?

Surely this time they got the close-up of his head.

So THIS is his motivation?

I also would not want my flaccid cock judged right after getting it out of compression shorts.

Since when does anyone wear a cup to play basketball?

Hey man, this is nothing. I play ice hockey. After a game, I pull off that cup....talk about a frightened turtle!

You probably shouldn’t give weed to your kids, man.

MJ’s dick is better.

If the photographer couldn’t see the track, the phone-holders couldn’t have either. Not much for them to “enjoy” live, at least visually - unlike in the grandstands.

You’re acting like Entourage is somehow above either of those two shows. But also you’re leaving off The Wire, Deadwood, and The Sopranos, which is enough to keep anyone busy.

Yeah, scooter bitch looked really “handicapped” there. She was using a WalMart store scooter because she probably didn’t want to walk her fat, lazy ass around the store instead of leaving it for the truly handicapped. There’s never one around for my TRULY handicapped wife to use because this type of bitch are hogging…

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up