I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

Alternatively:

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

In the US? NBC.

You’re right, we are all watching the college softball world series....

There is puck luck in hockey, but that’s not it. That was fucking sick skill. Puck luck would be if he would have ripped it off a skate in front of the crease and it would have deflected into the net. That puck did exactly what he wanted it to do. Similar to a circus catch in football, a bicycle kick in the other…

Puck lucky? I disagree. That was as skillful as any I’ve seen this postseason.

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

They’re counting all the times he was brought on as a pinch runner as well.

All that weight and that dude ain’t got no ass

as someone thats 6’3 250+, theres no fucking way that guy is only 300lbs,

I don’t understand how he could have pitched only 16.2 innings but appeared in 17 games with 5 starts.

My first comment on deadspin (kinja or whatever the hell this is) is to this post. I spent 5 minutes creating an account just to say that this post made me spit coffee all over the kitchen.

Him and his boys will be at 1Oak later. They’ll be the gentlemen with the deep v’s and the $12,000 dollar bottle. No one will get laid.

I paid $4500 to watch my team get shutout in game 7.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

That guy to his left is just killing that yogurt

I have found my spirit animal.

Are we sure this isn't just Nick Kroll?

I really want to know what he does for a living. Or who died and gave that shitbag enough money to pay cash for glass seats