Hard to believe. But very few people are rational after being hit by a runaway golf cart.

When that crucial moment arrives, will you be the coward....or the HERO?

I can’t help but giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I see this gif. I don’t know which part is my favorite - the initial carnage, the guy falling when trying to catch up or the half-hearted sideways escape flop. Someone needs to learn tuck and roll.

Related:

I LOVE how he never thinks to push the brake with his hand or anything, decides steering is the best option until he realizes “aww fuck” and just abandons ship. good thing there were no women and children on that thing! What a chump! LOL this is fucking fantastic. I’ve never seen this!!!

I’ll just leave this here.

‘Most of my comments are just sticking up for my beliefs.’ And you're doing such a good job!

lol

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

These people constantly insinuate that liberals are inept, incompetent pussies, and if you can’t see the bitter irony in the segment you need to reevaluate your life buddy.

“Then his brain-OS crashes and he stands frozen, arms dangling uselessly, while he reboots.”

Are you able to “donate” a subscription instead of having it delivered to you? Maybe to a shelter or something.

Argh I have so many New Yorkers piling up. They give me such guilt.

Getting rid of 30 years of worth of “Vogue”, “Bazaar”, “Vanity Fair”, and “Interview” magazines, hurt like Satan but was sooooo satisfying.

Kinja is confusing.

Bad Kinja.

Replay of what caused his bruise: