I remember my re-touched yearbook photo.

These are tame compared to some Wikipedia pages. The Cracked Forums (Pointless Waste of Time) has a never-ending thread listing the really weird ones. Some highlights:

The high points of his nonexistent 21-year reign include Norton adding the phrase "Protector of Mexico" onto his title for absolutely no reason, abolishing Congress entirely, abolishing both major political parties, and mandating that both the Roman Catholic Church and Protestant Church declare him Emperor.

One ticket for the rollercoaster, please.

I've had all three of the Dogfish, and I like them, but the thing I like about PtE is the balance. It is bitter for sure, but the bitterness is balanced. the other ones aren't available in California.

Will - This probably will come off as a silly request but I always find it hard to actually identify what beer is being reviewed amongst all the text. I don't want to suggest that the articles are shorter or more concise, I don't mind that, just wish it was easier to quickly scan and see what's being reviewed. Just…

Excellent choice. Mine, somewhat cliche, would be Pliny the Elder. Although my desert island beer would have to be SN Pale Ale.

The noble Jackalope is disappointed in its exclusion from this list.

You totally forgot that which terrifies all of us who have more than a couple brain cells to rub together.

Quick trade evaluation: Cavs add talent & testosterone. Will b interesting. NYK clears money & attitude.

I hope someone finds that article.

I usually get all cynical and annoyed by all the fame-loving losers who jump on the "good guy" bandwagon once a celebrity dies. But everything I've heard about Scott seems to indicate that he was a genuinely good guy who loved his job. So I've pushed my cynicism and annoyance to the side.

Just once I want to be sitting in an airliner on the tarmac and hear the pilot announce 'We have been cleared for rapid ascent."

Hey, whatever gets us to cruising altitude faster so I can get my tablet back out...

Those damn North Koreans...

SO META

Look at that pathetic hug.

Damn, Jerry, way to leave Christie hangin', bro.