And some SEC poon at that. Good job, nerd tree.

Good to see the Stanford Tree getting lucky in 2015.

Give the Alabama fan a break. Where she's from, that's a luxury toilet.

Roker Not As Hungry, Still Very Thirsty

I guess the camera does add 10 pounds.

From the looks of it, most of his shots will be of insulin.

In case I'm full of shit. Nobody wants to be alone in being full of shit.

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Now that Axl & D'Angelo have broken their album-length silence in the last five years, can we finally get to dealing with when Detox will drop?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was a bit underwhelmed by Black Messiah. It sounds amazing, but neither the hooks nor the lyrics stick at all. This, of course, could also apply to, say, the last two Interpol albums.

Arrests for victimless crimes are down 66%*

And again, there is no crime here.

Here's an idea — grab as many bills as possible. The next day, go to the police station and return about 10% of them, after sending the rest out of town to be laundered. Then, you're automatically off the hook with the police, if anybody recognizes you on the video. And the bank is insured either way.

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Pretty sure that isn't the right direction of the "Driving Miss Daisy" metaphor.. but alas....Unchain My Beating Heart

But enough with the fun and the winning. Time to bring Kobe back.

On the other hand, Kobe did have his best shooting night of the season.

"An 80,000 lb rig"

Just from the gif, what the fuck was the red car doing hitting the brakes?