If you think this is good, you should see your own video of Biebs like TORCHING motherfuckers.

LeBron turns 30 next week.

I can safely say he'd beat me one-on-one.

While Lebron Jr. does a pretty darn good impression of his daddy — from the one-man fastbreaks to the crab-dribbling and-ones — I was more impressed by the kids in white doing a better impression of James Harden on defense.

It's certainly dumb to try and project an nine-year-old's NBA prospects

A true Jets fan keeps on fighting, even when the chips are down.

"Looks fine to me"

Better version:

After the last reporter left and the room grew silent, Lynch sat down in his locker and shed a single tear, sighing, "No one ever asks about my heart."

For reference, here's the one vs. the Saints. There's no way last night's was better.

Greased Mode.

"Pirouettes like Nureyev?" That's pretty fucking obscure for today's audience, Ray.

"UHH! UNNHHHHHHHH! He's regul-ier than a payphone, and twice as deadly! Here with this control that is absolutely bamboozling! He could absolutely brain a dozen live rattlesnakes with his feet."

I used to work in radio, and can still do a lot of voices, though I worked with some guys who are true masters, but nobody gets as consistently close to random folks as Caliendo does. Most guys who do voices tend to stick to the same crew - Reagan, Clinton, George Burns, Nicholson, Arnold, Shatner, etc... - the whole…

HOT TAKEZ: I dislike Jay Cutler because he sucks at QB and cost my team a ton of money with not a lot of return, but think he would be basically a normal guy otherwise who gets a bad rap for essentially having the male version of Resting Bitch Face and a reality tv wife.

This guy is freaking weird. Why the only times I've seen him smile is when he signed his contract, and when he got benched?

This is all basically due to resting bitch face.

Jay Cutler is coming off as something of a mature adult right now.

Cutler throws out compliment to reporter. Misses by five yards.