OMG there are more of them? HAHAHAHHAHAAHAH. wow. Checks internets, you are correct sir. Casey "Hot Pickles" Clausen was the man at UT from 2000-2003.

I meant in the Super Bowl era, but I didn't say that, so I owe the Luckman family an apology.

I think UT owes you a refund

Pretty sure that's what they said when he left Denver too. Funny how that worked out

No sympathy for Cutler here. Unlike his kids, he's had plenty of shots.

I think my favorite part about all of this is that Jay Cutler might legitimately be the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

To be fair what they had last year was Josh fucking McCown and he did pretty well for them.

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke…

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Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

I love this mom. And by love this mom I mean that I really do love her but I'm so glad she's not my mom.

To me, him calling Suggs "Sizzle" amplifies it. He's like the weird kid in school that knows he has that reputation, but tries to moderate it by calling people by their nicknames, laughing at jokes he doesn't get, etc.

That laugh. If I got laughed at like that after nearly killing the QB, I'd want to go have a sit and a bong hit and maybe think about a new line of work.

He's just an unfrozen caveman, unaware of your societal expectations that he be angry at mild violence.

Luck in peewee would share his oranges and Capri Sun with the other team

If it was any other quarterback, people would say he was trolling. But when Andrew Luck does it he's just being true to himself.