Just relying on the sample of emails here, it's really something to see Leslie Ryan just fucking cower off, after all the pretty promises made to Friedman that were clearly total fucking bullshit.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

I had no idea that I was into muscular women before this.

How's his ego?

Fear boners are the most powerful tool of human survival.

Forget the guy and his balls! That woman looks like she could kill me seven times before my body hit the ground!

If you combined Will and LeBron's heads, you may actually have one fully functioning head of hair.

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Broncos...Bitch

Another team beats a ranked one by 50+ points, obvs.

Told you so. Last night. ESPN and the "committee" absolutely did not want TCU or Baylor instead of Florida St and Ohio St. And, it had nothing to to with on-field accomplishments. It was all about the $$$. Ohio St and Florida St have the clout, the history, the ingrained monied alumni, and the fanbases to ensure…

Am I alone in rejoicing that the Big 12 cynicism will not be rewarded?

It seems a bit ridiculous for FSU to make it in so high. Alabama, Oregon, TCU, Baylor, and Ohio State all played better this year than FSU's perpetual stumbling incompetence and failing into fluke, last second wins.

How do you win by 50+ points and fall 3 spots?

I'm a bit confused - why is Fox showing Indianapolis @ Cleveland? I thought when two AFC teams play each other, it's CBS, and two NFC teams play it's FOX (with exceptions for Thursday Night Football, Thanksgiving, etc.)?

He traveled! There. I saved a bunch of contrarians some time on this beautiful Saturday. You're welcome.

How his reaction syncs up with that graphics wipe, there is a Line Producer somewhere feeling...

It's cool how her blond hairs know how to be blond and her brown hairs know how to just stay out of their way.