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Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

I once had an elderly woman driving towards me on the wrong side the road with her wipers on and it wasn't raining. But yeah, she was driving slow.

Fittingly, the commentary was provided in Ancient Greek.

He will pump fake your ass off his lawn.

I feel like playing against Andre Miller is like when you were a kid playing 1 on 1 with your dad. He's old and slow but knows all the tricks and moves to beat you.

Is pummeled dude "Alex" the Bucs super fan? I love it when he fires the canon.

Agreed. Landscaped videography and excellent narration. Give that man a job!

Play by play announcer:"And Brady finds LaFell open for a 28 yard gain. Patriots are up by 24 with 3 minutes left to play. What's your take?"

This whole thing was one alert driver away from being a homicide. @ :14 Over the Buccaneers...the motherfucking Buccaneers...Your skull was almost run over for The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.. Let that marinate.

"Animals"

Now THAT is my kind of man!

Wow, that's great...is that a Walt Whitman quote?

Who's the narrator? He would make Thursday Night Football 1000x more enjoyable.

Premium Club members receive their own personal Native American to denigrate just in time for the holiday season.

What do you expect from a team that is still living in the 18th century?

"Nice Pass"

Wow, fuck the Rams tribute to Michael Brown and Ferguson, that's a powerful tribute to do the hands-up gesture in-game.

Why arent we talking about this? I know its the Raiders but its still hilarious.