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Things are going to get very awkward when he shows up at Wimbledon.

Well, they do sanction the Heritage Tennis Classic...

The USTA said that the noose “was not related to race but was a poor [sic] conceived joke relating to difficult vendors,” according to the determination letter.

Really living up to your chosen name: The character of Burgermeister Meisterburger is likely a caricature of militaristic German society, and has some basis in real German leaders such as Adolf Hitler or Wilhelm II.

Not to be too personal, but how furiously did you whack off when you read about Chris Kyle’s (intensely fictionalized) account of sniping diaper thieves from the roof of the Superdome during Katrina?

I’m actually kind of surprised he defined this as looting. Those are all white poeple. White people don’t loot. They use their wiley nature to find tools with which to survive. Only black people loot stuff.

Albert is there any chance to get a man out of the greys here?

“Man, why you gotta keep bringing this old shit up?”

Holy shit, that little anecdote about Trump saying “water damage is the worst” is just such a microcosm of how shitty Trump is even if he’s trying hard.

When will Trump visit here?

Trump supporters are like drunks at the race track. They’re standing at the window, screaming to the mutuel teller about their winnings, holding crumpled up stub for the last-place horse.

That’s ABC News chief national correspondent and World News Tonight anchor Tom Llamas up there, live from

The current head coach of the Tiger Cats is June Jones, replacing Kent Austin in this disastrous season. Mr. Jones may have been acquainted with Art Briles and his work from his recent stint at SMU, and he may have thought that the CFL was far away enough that it would fly to give the disgraced Baylor coach a ‘second

Notice that I prescribed a baguette, not two slices of bread. You do you.

I never thought I would want to fuck a sandwich. And yet, here we are.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

My mother used to broker their insurance. Said they were not nice people. Actually, she said they were NOT nice people, emphasis hers.

If God wanted those people to have a nice dry church or mansion to stay in, he would have given them it like he did for Osteen. But no, God wanted them to lose everything they had and die of hypothermia in the flood waters. Can’t go against God. 

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